she liked Imaginary Men best of all

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I love you and I like you

Did you watch Leslie and Ben “Tie the Knope” on Parks and Rec last week? WHY NOT??! IS YOUR HEART MADE OF STONE????

Click here to watch and sniffle. Go ahead. I’ll wait.


I mean – you can’t beat a reception with WAFFLES!!


What hit me the most is Leslie’s vow, “I love you and I like you” which is so sweet and so necessary in a good relationship. You have to like the person you love, want to be friends with them even if you’re not anything more romantic. I totally believe this and it’s how I feel about The World’s Best Boyfriend, so I’ve taken to telling him, “I like you and I love you.” Thanks Leslie!


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Poehler/Fey 2016!!!!!

Bitches get stuff DONE!



And how awesome were these kick ass bitches hosting the Golden Globes!?? My fave gossip blogger Lainey summed up what made them so great: their camaraderie, fearlessness and incredible timing. But what I also love about these women is that they are Grown-Ups. They were not child stars or jailbait-y starlets who are emotionally stunted, immature and entitled. They went to college, they had real life jobs, they had lives before fame and it shows in their work ethic and their commitment to being as smart and funny as they possibly can be.

And on top of it all – Real! Life! BFFs! Two women who are at the top of their games professionally and support one another and work together as beautifully as peanut butter and jelly – no backstabbing, cat fighting or undermining like you see among women all over the entertainment world. LOVE THEM!

Hell, I’d vote for them even if they were running in character as Clinton/Palin 🙂


Meet my epitaph

Everyone thinks about their mortality and I am no exception. No one likes considering it but certainly we wonder what our funeral might be like, who may come, what they would say and what we’d want on our headstone to mark how we’d like to be remembered for eternity.

This week thanks to my favorite Dowager Countess I found my epitaph:



And it really WOULD!!

P.S. Please bury me in that hat. Thank you.



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Ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party because a Liz Lemon Party is MANDATORY!

I recently had a very fun cake-themed birthday from which I am still recovering from my cake-hangover!

Among the many amazing, creative, thoughtful, sweet things I received was this card from the Awesome Jill which is only my favorite Liz Lemon moment EVER!!

This is my second favorite:


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Downton Abbey starts season 3 in Britain next week! WAAAAHHHHH!! Do you know what else I Wouldn’t Have to Do if I Lived at Downton Abbey? Miss season 3 of DA because I’d be LIVING IN ENGLAND!!

Here’s the UK promo:

And the US one which we have to wait until JANUARY for!!:

My Idol Dowager Countess Violet Crawley: I’m so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I’m with her I’m reminded of the virtues of the English.

Matthew Crawley: But isn’t she American?

Dowager Countess of Awesome: Exactly.

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Original Olympic Boyfriend!

Before there was English Diving Hottie Tom Daley:


(Who BTW can do THIS!!! HOT!!!!) There was American Diving GOD Greg Louganis:


Kids Today probably don’t know Louganis very well but I L-O-V-E-D him! Not only was he beautiful with that gorgeous body – but he was an incredible and graceful athlete. He won 4 gold medals and excelled at both springboard and platform. And not only that but in 1988 at the Olympics in Seoul he hit his head on the board and then less than an hour later got back up and not only dived again but later went on to win a gold medal. Did you catch that? He won a gold medal diving off a high platform and hitting water at a crazy speed WITH A HEAD WOUND!!!

That’s some impressive sportsmanship. I saw him in the audience for the Men’s Synchronized Diving this week and squealed when I saw him. I will always heart Greg Louganis – Original Olympic Boyfriend!


(I don’t think my 16 YO self could have fully appreciated THIS photo!)


Olympic Boyfriends!!

I have International Boyfriends, TVBoyfriends and even a Real Boyfriend. So obviously I have Olympic Boyfriends!!

BRONZE: John Orozco, Gymnastics


SILVER: Jake Kaminski, Archery


GOLD: Tom Daley, Diving


And this is just the first few days!!! Daley hasn’t even competed yet!!! You know who won’t be leaving the house too often in the next two weeks? THIS GIRL 😉