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Boy Bands on a Beach


What’s more fun than going to the beach to sit in the sun, splash in the water, eat potato chips and read trashy magazines with your friends? How about watching pretty, often wet, sometimes shirtless singing dancing boys plead for your love and pledge undying devotion?

I give you – Boy Bands on a Beach!

‘NSync: For the Girl Who Has Everything

First rule of Boy Bands on a Beach: White wardrobe!

98 Degrees: Because of You

Second rule of Boy Bands on a Beach: Dramatic emoting!

New Kids on the Block: Summertime

Third rule of Boy Bands on a Beach: Tank tops and shirtlessness! (Thanks Joe Mac!)

LFO: Summer Girls

4th rule of Boy Bands on a Beach: Skinny girls in bikinis!

The Wanted: Glad You Came

5th rule of Boy Bands on a Beach: Let’s PARTY!!!!

One Direction: What Makes You Beautiful

And let’s give it to the little fellas of 1D for the PERFECT Boy Band on a Beach video featuring all the required elements!!

(I meant to post this over the summer beach season – but technically summer isn’t over yet despite the fact I’m wearing flannel today!)

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

5 thoughts on “Boy Bands on a Beach

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  2. Bringing it way back with that *N Sync video! Oh how I love guys dressed in all white singing on a beach. I’m just hoping Justin didn’t throw a hissy fit if sand got in his ramen noodle hair! I can’t believe BSB never did a beach video. Maybe they can do one with NKOTB. I’m sure they have a ton of footage from both of their cruises to use 😛

    • No beach video for BSB that I can recall – both they and NS had a “We’re Gay and in Outer Space” video though which involved very bad effects making them look like they are in space – while they are all styled very gay! Can’t remember the songs though 😦

  3. Love the video/song Summertime! Such a fun song at NKOTBSB last year in Chicago and Cleveland. Good times.

    • Hi Audrey! I know I miss NKOTBSB already! I hope they do another tour again. We need our Boy Band Fix!

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