I found this:
… in Art Deco Postcards. I love that even though it is from the 30’s it is kind of sassy and potentially saucy!
Personally I like:
Dear Sweetheart,
I am swell. The place here is magnificent. I do lots of night clubs. I need loving. Business is in the bag. I wish you would come here. I miss my liquor. Yours forever.
04/25/2012 at 8:46 pm
I love this! And “I miss my liquor” was the first thing I came up with too. It’s very Karen Walker of us. However, I do wish “I am bananas” was a choice 😉