And whatever is going on in this video has sparked an entire TV pitch for a Western from Jill and I! Can’t you see it? Brandon as a card-playing gentleman (named Duke, obviously) who loses his lady love when she’s shot by a vengeful grifter from his poker table – called The Kid (of course.) And so he must go avenge her death with his pal RifleRonnie there. Each week they search out the Bad Guys in the Wild West and get tied to cactuses and have shoot-outs and ward off slutty saloon girls because they’re on a mission and they sleep under the stars with their horses until they find justice 😉
And when The Kid and his posse dare show their ugly faces in town again, why these boys have their guns at the ready for a shoot-out at sundown in the town square. Mark is totally the Sheriff who “turns the other cheek” when frontier justice is served and Dave runs the saloon in town where all the poker playin’ and shootin’ of lady loves goes down.
WHY ISN’T THIS A REAL SHOW?????!!
And here’s the video which is CLEARLY a pilot for Rattlesnakes and Romance! (“Coming this fall, to NBC!”)