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Bachelor Fridge

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So I’ve started seeing someone recently, yes – a REAL BOY who is neither in a band or famous or on a TV show or even a vampire! I KNOW! I was surprised too.

Anyway, at his apartment I did a check of his fridge to confirm my theory about every bachelor fridge I have ever seen – that it always contains these two items:




Now there may be other things in there as well: ketchup, bottled water, leftover pizza, leftover-something-his-mother-brought-over-because-she’s-worried-he-hasn’t-met-a-nice-girl-yet – even sometimes healthy stuff like yogurt or a vegetable!

So go ahead, find a bachelor (and NOT one that has a girlfriend who comes over and leaves food that she actually wants to eat and beverages she actually wants to drink) and open up his fridge. There will always be beer and mustard. I’m pretty sure it is some kind of Bachelor Boy Code 😉

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

One thought on “Bachelor Fridge

  1. HA!!!! Love it. This is totally something our girl Tina Fey would come up with too 😉

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