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Of Hybrid Dicks and Cocky Ripper Douches

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Boy those Salvatore Brothers sure know how to whip up a good nickname, don’t they? Last week’s Vampire Diaries flashback-tastic episode “The End of the Affair” featured Stefan calling Klaus a “Hybrid Dick”,

I smell a bromance!

While Damon recalled in the roaring 20’s his brother was quite a “Cocky Ripper Douche”

Sounds like somebody is crabby their brother has found a new drinking buddy!

I love both nicknames, and while I think “Cocky Ripper Douche” has a little more style and sass (Damon always gets the best lines), I gotta go with Team “Hybrid Dick” because, c’mon, it’s Klaus!

How can you argue with CAKE??!!

(used with kind permission by @AbbyGraham of Vampire-Diaries.net)

 

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

3 thoughts on “Of Hybrid Dicks and Cocky Ripper Douches

  1. HA! even his brother knows he’s a douche!

  2. I actually don’t think Klaus would mind being called a Hybrid Dick, provided that an appropriate adjective is placed between the two words . . . like for example “big,” “large,” “enormous,” “gargantuan,” “explosive.”

    😉

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