If you’re Proud to be an Obsessive, then may I suggest my Top 5 Stalker Tunes to load into the portable music player of your choice. It will make those hours waiting outside tour buses and in ticket lines pass a little faster!
5. Sarah McLachlan: Possession
Restraining Order Lyric: Oh into the sea of waking dreams / I follow without pride / nothing stands between us here / and I won’t be denied
Even sweet romantic Sarah gets a little hot and bothered by the object of her
4. Duran Duran: Hungry Like the Wolf
Restraining Order Lyric: Woman you want me / give me a sign / and catch my breathing even closer behind
Always groundbreakers, Duran Duran representing the Male Faction of Stalkerdom!
Restraining Order Lyric: You don’t even know I’m alive / and this pounding in my heart just won’t die / I’m burning up
Play this one while you’re writhing in the middle of the road trying to get your Stalking Target’s attention!
2. Lady GaGa: Paparazzi
Restraining Order Lyric: -Tie – I’m your biggest fan / I’ll follow you until you love me -And- Promise I’ll be kind / but I won’t stop until that boy is mine / baby you’ll be famous / chase you down until you love me
I admire GaGa’s sheer determination of will to break this boy’s defenses down under her freaky high heels
1. Animotion: Obsession
Restraining Order Lyric: You are an obsession / you’re my obsession / who do you want me to be / to make you sleep with me
This song is The Stalker’s Anthem. No contest.
Happy Listening and Restraining Order Avoiding!