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The long national nightmare is over – my Flamingo Tote returns!!


Remember when I was moaning and whining about losing my Flamingo Tour tote bag? Finally yesterday after abandoning all hope that my bag was still in my possession somewhere, I went to Brandon Flowers site and ordered a new one.

Guess what happened today?


The damn thing was under a cushion on my couch!! That’s it there – released from its five month captivity right above the spot where it’s been this whole time.

I was talking to my mom on the phone when I noticed a little loop peeking out. I thought it was the board thingy that is supposed to keep my cushions from sinking so I went to tug it in place and the damn bag was right there – all wadded up – along with 50 cents 😉

So all is well again – other than having to call tomorrow morning and see if I can cancel the order on Tote 2.0. Now I’m wishing I had lost a damn lottery ticket around here somewhere…

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

2 thoughts on “The long national nightmare is over – my Flamingo Tote returns!!

  1. YAY!!! I can’t believe after all this time it finally showed up 😀

  2. Look how wrinkled and guilty it looks. “I was just playing hide and seek on you! Ha, you got me! Please don’t be mad for all I put you through!”

    I think this news would have been awesome if delivered by Anderson Cooper because this is an epic event worthy of CNN…or the BranNewsNetwork 😉

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