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Say it ain’t so Ewan!!


Lord knows I love me some Ewan McGregor. I certainly love how he wears clothes and I love how many of his films involve him seducing (sometimes married) women and often a good dose of full frontal Ewan nudity.

Well today I read this and screamed (silently in my head because I was in public): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I posted it on FB and all day long got comments of the “I disagree completely. Bring on the penis” and “MORE EWAN PENIS” variety. I suggested starting a petition to get him to change his mind. There was plenty of support for that as well 😉

What I always appreciated about Ewan going nude – besides the Hot Naked Scotsman jollies – was that he was bringing equality to movies by being naked as much as (or sometimes instead of ) the actresses. He seemed confident about doing it and would strip down in scenes with men and women with equal joy and abandon. That confidence (and his insane charisma) just made him sexier and even more fun to watch.

I mean, really Ewan? No more of this sorta stuff either??

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

4 thoughts on “Say it ain’t so Ewan!!

  1. I think my favorite part of Ewan’s interview, was this little gem of a block quote:

    “I had quite a full-on sex scene with a 75-year-old Japanese guy. We’re kissing, and I remember going, He’s got a mustache and that’s kind of weird. Oh! That’s definitely a scrotum. That’s odd.”

    OK . . . so now I REALLY want to see The Pillow Book! 🙂

    You know, I have to disagree with Ewan. I think a good actor can reveal a lot about a character, through the way he kisses or makes love. In some ways, the type of LOVER a character is, can be just as telling about the kind of PERSON he is, as the things he says and the choices he makes throughout a television show or film.

    For example, is the character aggressive in bed? That might mean he has something to prove, or some demons to battle. And he uses the bedroom to unleash those emotions. Is the character a giving and sensitive lover? Or is he more selfish — intent on giving himself pleasure, above all else? More often then not, a selfish lover is a selfish person. Period.

    Also, the way an on-screen COUPLE makes love, and how much chemistry they have WHILE their making love, can reveal a lot about their relationship, and what makes it tick. That is why the best on-screen couples, the ones we ship the hardest, have the BEST kiss and sex scenes (e.g. Pacey and Joey, Logan and Veronica, and Damon and Elena . . . one day.)

    So, Ewan, buck up, and get BUCK NAKED, AGAIN! Don’t let a little thing like turning 40 stop you from showing us how well you can still strut your STUFF . . . If Hugh Hefner can still do it at 80-something, you can certainly do it at HALF HIS AGE!

    (I ADORE that kilt pic, by the way! You’ve just gotta love a man in a skirt! ;))

    • I saw “The Pillow Book” w/ my boyfriend at the time, and when Ewan first showed his “assets” my BF gave an impressed “EWAN!” ;-0

      Good observations too!

  2. How dare you post that photo on this sad occasion?!? Such a tease.

  3. Aww, you’ve written an In Defense of Ewan’s Penis Post, kinda like the In Defense of Shirtless Salvatores one I wrote.

    If it makes you feel any better, as far as I can tell, Julie and Kev heeded my pleas, so Ewan might too 😉

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