she liked Imaginary Men best of all

Salvatore Sandwich!


So Fabulous Blogging Pal Julie and I are going to Atlanta next month for the first ever Vampire Diaries Convention. We’ve been holding our breaths to see if Mr. SexyEyes Ian Somerhalder would be making an appearance (OK not literally holding our breaths – but I bet if we were vamps we could!)

Well last weekend The Man, The Myth, The Damon Salvatore was confirmed as a guest!! Since TVBrother-in-Hotness Paul Wesley was already going to be there, we were holding-our-breaths-but-not-really to see if there was an option for meeting them both at the same time (it’s a photo/autograph type of convention.)

I’ll let you imagine the fangirlie screaming when we found this:

AND they’ll let us BOTH be in the picture with BOTH SALVATORE BROTHERS!!!!!

So I imagine that when it’s our turn, they’re gonna look a bit like this:

And then when we’ve SQUEED!! out our request for how to we want them to pose with us, they may react like this:

But hopefully the picture will come out just like this:

But of course with TWO girls in between. Or even this:

If I had Photoshop I'd stick another Nina Dobrev in there!

But for what we’re paying to make this happen, they really should let us do THIS:


Good thing I’m saving all that money on Ghetto Cable so I can afford some bail money in Georgia!!

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

6 thoughts on “Salvatore Sandwich!

  1. well be sure and wear a turtleneck miss!!!!!

  2. what the hell is wrong with me that everytime I see a picture of these two standing next to each other, arms folded, lookig all bad ass, I can hardly breathe from the pretty?

  3. Seriously, I will be joining you girlies at the next convention or Comic Con, whichever one comes first 😉

    Enjoy breathing the same oxygen as Mr Ian F**king Somerhalder.

    They’re not giving a Salvatoreo photo op for fans?! This is f**ker on the scale of GQ.

  4. You are hilarious! I’m surprised you didn’t include a pic of the brothers running away when they saw you two coming!

  5. How much extra would you pay to take a Salvatoreo Shirtless Porn Sandwich photograph? 😉 The Super Hot, Extremely Talented, Sure to Be Famous, children that would inevitably result from said photo shoot would, of course, be an added bonus . . . 😉

    The way I see it, the Convention is missing out on a REAL money-making (not to mention “population exploding”) opportunity, by not having this as an option . . .

  6. Pingback: Tweets that mention Salvatore Sandwich! « she liked Imaginary Men best of all --

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s