Basically when Liz proclaimed of her romantic role models Barefoot Contessa Ina Garten and her frequently absent husband Jeffrey:
Her husband only comes home on the weekends and she spends the rest of her time eating and drinking with her gay friends!
My mother turned to me and said “sounds perfect to you!” Indeed. If I could find a guy who was up for Liz’s “Separate but Intersecting Lifestyles” that would be pretty cool. Weekends at fancy hotels so you didn’t have to remove the plates from your bathroom would be a bonus! (If he was Jason Motherfuckin’ Bourne extra bonus!!)
I wonder if I could get this embroidered on a pillow:
I am a grown woman, I have been doing things my way a long time I don’t like my life stuff mixing with my dude stuff!
Watch The Fabian Strategy here while I go build a shrine to Liz Lemon in my yard.