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Sassy Gay Friend

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My boss (!) introduced me to these clips on YouTube. What would have happened if only Shakespeare’s tragic heroines had a Sassy Gay Friend to help them out of their dramas:

Juliet:

I think you’re 14 and you’re an idiot. You took a roofie from a priest

Ophelia:

Ophelia he stabbed your dad through a curtain. So instead of drowning yourself, you’re gonna write a sad poem in your journal and move ON

Desdemona:

Well he’s also ordered a pillow at Bed Bath & Beyond that’s good for SMOTHERING so Tina Turner we gotta private dance it outta here

You have NO idea how much I need a Sassy Gay Friend in a stylish scarf jumping into my life at necessary moments hollering, What are you doing? What what WHAT are you doing?!?

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

5 thoughts on “Sassy Gay Friend

  1. So need a sassy gay friend. Amy, you should start that gameshow!!!

  2. This was so funny!!!!! And yeah, we all need a Sassy Gay Friend to call us a “stupid bitch” but say that our hair is “the best it’s ever looked”.

    I have a feeling if we get crazy on Thursday night, he’ll pop out and say “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!” Oh God I hope so!

  3. I *love* Sassy Gay Friend! I will be checking out additional YT clips @ my first opportunity. I loved “your hair has never looked better, and you were going to get it wet???” You are so right that it would be great to really have him as a friend. I bet Jill can help you meet him…

  4. Wow, thank you for posting this! I ADORE this! Sassy Gay Friends are THE BEST!

    “I gave a cough drop to King Lear once. Does that mean I slept with him? No! And I wouldn’t, because he’s CRAZY . . . and because he wears pleated pants.”

    Give this guy his own show, PLEASE! (Co-starring Lafayette from True Blood, of course).

    Thanks for making me smile! 🙂

    • You’re welcome Julie! I love it too. If you go to YT there are other clips – the only other one of this vein though is Eve ;-0

      And I’m all for ANYTHING w/ more Lafayette (or Lala as I’ve taken to calling him like his crazy mama!)

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