So here’s an idea for a movie I don’t want to see, nor probably any other woman I know: A live action version of the game of Battleship. Remember Battleship? You each have that little laptop-looking-game “board” and you issue coordinates to try and sink your opponent’s battleship. Yeah I had it when I was a kid, yeah I liked playing it. Would I want to see it as a movie? Um, no.
Wait, what’s that you say? You’ve cast who in the movie?