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Hey it’s still Mark Stoermer’s Birthday!


Poor Mark Stoermer, the very tall, very quiet bassist for The Killers. His birthday is 7 days after bandmate Brandon Flowers birthday. He’s like the Samantha Baker to Brandon’s Ginny if one were to measure all things against Sixteen Candles (and who doesn’t?!?)

But I didn’t forget! So Happy Birthday to the man Brandon calls the “gentle giant” and my friend Sarah calls “Goldilocks”!!

This is probably pretty much how their birthdays go. Brandon all “lemme in on this” and Mark is his usual “whatever.” 😉

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

5 thoughts on “Hey it’s still Mark Stoermer’s Birthday!

  1. Poor Mark. It would be like having your birthday the day after Christmas.

  2. When I got an email notification of this post I thought, ‘Ahh sweet, but, hmm it will only be a picture of Mark'(Yes I am THAT shallow!) So I was happy to see you’d picked one where Brandon was all ‘lemme in on this'(the boy can’t help himself!)

    Happy Birthday Mark, or y’know, whatever.

  3. Sixteen candles is a fantabulous movie!! You have to see it! And a perfect comparison for Brandon and Mark haha! Team Mark! =]

  4. Don’t hate-but I’ve never seen Sixteen Candles!

    Happy Birthday Eric/Mark-way to go for not making us forget about bass players and for being able to read Sarah’s mind while Bran occupies ours!

    Bran: “I asked him to pick up my dry cleaning cuz after this party I getting my beauty rest.”
    Mark: “I agreed cuz I pretty much do what I’m told. Whatever.”

    • NEVER SEEN SIXTEEN CANDLES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

      On. Floor. In. Shock. I mean, it came out before you were even born – but STILL!!!

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