My friend Janis and I went to see Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. “Why?” you may ask, “that movie has gotten terrible reviews.” Well yes, yes it has. But we can sit through a lot of shit if it means there’s a hot, shirtless boy to ogle.
Which we were led to believe, PoP would feature since when we saw the promo the last time we went to the movies to ogle a cute actor boy – we both noted “damn, I may have to see this movie, look at that Shirtless Gyllenhaal!” (1:31. Yeah I know it’s half a second, that’s all it took!)
Don’t believe it Ladies and Gays. There is nary ONE SHIRTLESS SCENE of Jake Gyllenhaal in this damn movie. WTF??
He must have worked out like 9 hours a day and eaten some crazy diet of raw steak every 2 hours to look like this – all so we could see him clothed the whole time? I don’t THINK SO.
I did however, appreciate the application of rawhide bicep strappage:
The movie is based on a video game, ’nuff said. Jake is super charming and adorable though. Even if he’s not quite the English-accented-Persian-Prince type.
In other Jake-related news, I finally saw Brothers last week. Holy hell was it depressing! SO depressing it was hard to even crush on Jake! I mean, if I can’t muster up a good Squueee because I’m too busy feeling down, that’s not a good thing people.