Well Hello There!
and has been a hot mess ever since. In fact, I heard somebody saw this picture and proceeded to drop a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup – twice! Once on her white pants even! That’s why I wear tight black pants all the time. Although I never drop food on myself because I don’t eat that often.
What was I saying? Oh, maybe you heard I have a new song coming out, and a new solo album. I don’t know where you would have heard that. But anyway the song is called Crossfire and the album is called Flamingo, and I wish I knew where I could get some good Flamingo themed stuff to throw a party or something. Oh well, I’ll ask the record company to look into that.
So I should go do some important tasks – like pick tour dates or stand around looking really, really handsome. Hopefully I won’t do anything else too sexy or exciting tomorrow, and somebody will actually be able to come on here and do her job (and keep candy off her clothes).