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Brandon would like a word

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Well Hello There!

You probably know me if you’ve ever been here before. I had to step in because somebody saw this new picture of me today,

and has been a hot mess ever since. In fact, I heard somebody saw this picture and proceeded to drop a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup – twice! Once on her white pants even! That’s why I wear tight black pants all the time. Although I never drop food on myself because I don’t eat that often.

What was I saying? Oh, maybe you heard I have a new song coming out, and a new solo album. I don’t know where you would have heard that. But anyway the song is called Crossfire and the album is called Flamingo, and I wish I knew where I could get some good Flamingo themed stuff to throw a party or something. Oh well, I’ll ask the record company to look into that.

So I should go do some important tasks – like pick tour dates or stand around looking really, reallyΒ handsome. Hopefully I won’t do anything else too sexy or exciting tomorrow, and somebody will actually be able to come on here and do her job (and keep candy off her clothes).

Love,

Brandon Flowers

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

7 thoughts on “Brandon would like a word

  1. gosh really really handsome…..

  2. It took me a while to realize that it was “him” who was writing this! Maybe I was too consumed with the photo to actually pay attention!

    “I feel my vision slipping in and out of focus…” πŸ˜‰

  3. LMFAO!!!

    ‘So I should go do some important tasks – like pick tour dates or stand around looking really, really handsome.’

    We can forgive Pretty Boy Flowers I think. Just this one time though. If he doesn’t announce dates soon there will be a hell of a lot more than a hot mess.

    Today has already not started well. I have spent the last 2 hours following up from last night’s fallout. Work? Oh yeah, that’s a distant memory…

  4. Lmao!! This seriously just made my day! =D “Although I never drop food on myself because I don’t eat that often.” I seriously died laughing… infact I’m still dying because of “I wish I knew where I could get some good Flamingo themed stuff to throw a party or something. Oh well, I’ll ask the record company to look into that.” Oh how I wish Brandon would step in on my behalf Lol =]]

    • All he has to do is release ONE PICTURE and all hell breaks loose! That’s some kinda power!

      • And you just know he’s got a stack of new photos by his computer; when he gets bored or needs a confidence boost, he just scans one in, monitors the mayhem and reads all the inappropriate comments about his sexiness… and he giggles.

      • “mayhem” is a PERFECT word for what he causes!! Sexy Giggling Bastard ;-p

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