she liked Imaginary Men best of all

My crush on Jake Gyllenhaal officially activated

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For some reason that I can’t recall now, there was a time Jake Gyllenhaal bugged me. The only reason I remember this is because while swooning over how damn good he looked in a tux at the Oscars, my mom said “I thought you didn’t like him?” And I thought, “What was wrong with me?!”

Ever since I saw him cooking with Ellen, and followed his adorable relationship with Reese Witherspoon (which I admit I’m still kinda bummed about being over – because I get waaaay too invested in celebrity relationships) I’ve liked him. He seems like a nice, decent, not famewhorey not obnoxious guy.

But this press tour he’s been on for Prince of Persia – Daaaaamn Jake! What a dreamboat! He’s always dressed really well, he’s funny, sexy, playful, clever, charming – a well rounded package of crush-worthiness. His sexy teasing on Entertainment Tonight, his hilarious display of Russian photos on Letterman, a tasty photo shoot in what should clearly be my fave magazine – GQ.

The movie looks dopey – but I have been known to sit through all SORTS of crappy movies in the name of a cute boy (Brad Pitt and Antonio Banderas owe me several hours of my life back – yeah I’m lookin’ at you Meet Joe Black and Never Talk to Strangers!) So wasting two hours on this isn’t that much of a stretch. How bad can it be staring at Jake’s abs the whole time with Junior Mints in hand?

Shirt off? Well then welcome to the club Jake!

My fave gossip Lainey is all about the “Jakey” love. Off to stock the Netflix queue with Gyllenhally goodness and ponder what the heck was Reese’s problem.

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

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