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Flowers Friday: Suspenders, yes. Skin and bones, no.


Remember Operation Feed the Flowers?

Well this came out yesterday and damn, we need to shift into Defcon mode:

I love the look – the trousers, the suspenders and collarless shirt. I like that it’s kinda old timey, but with the glitz of a lit vanity mirror to liven it up. And yay for that hair and god knows I do love me some BranBeard (also in the love column – random paper towel roll! WTF?!)

But why isn’t he EATING?? This really disturbs me. I’ve been to his town, I’ve even eaten food there – I know for a fact there is food there. Why isn’t he eating any of it??

I mean, this was how he looked last fall:

See?? That’s a nice healthy boy you can wrap your arms around and sink your teeth into! (sorry – still on a Vampire Diaries high!) I am so looking forward to this solo album and tour, but I don’t want to spend all my time sneaking pastries and high caloric count snack foods into venues to hurl up on stage at him.

We may need to upgrade to what my girl Kathryn named Bran-Aid and get Bono involved somehow:

For only the cost of a cup of coffee, you can feed this Nevada Rock Star for an entire day. Won’t you please give?

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

11 thoughts on “Flowers Friday: Suspenders, yes. Skin and bones, no.

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  2. Remember – the camera ADDS ten pounds!!!!

  3. Yes, Bono would have to get involved with Bran-Aid! And maybe we can do a telethon too-with Larry and Ronnie answering phones for donations 😀

    I hope that paper towel roll isn’t for him to “stuff”…if you know what I mean. He looks OK to me with those tight pants 😉

  4. Wearing too many feathers has made him eat like a bird. He’s taking the Flamingo thing to extremes! Honey, you don’t have to LOOK like one!

    I do LOVE the old timey as his new look though – super hot! And did you not sort of predict this with a previous post, hmm?

    • Good point – if he’s gonna have to perform the whole tour on one leg – being as light as possible will be a help ;-p

  5. please disregard the column/paper towel thing…. man, I’m tired!

  6. I am so willing to joining Bran-Aid! Whatever it takes to get our boy Brando back into tip top shape. =] I’m seriously loving the new look… It’s better than anything I could have ever imagined. He’s looking so grown-up and handsome, yet still has a touch of boyish charm. Just an after thought… in the words of Dani “Where have these suspenders been at all this time and why hasn’t he always been wearing them?” I totally second that!

  7. um, please share the link to this new column!! what about paper towels?!

    BRAND-AID!!! oh my Lordy!! I literally laughed my ass off. Kathryn, you’re a punny genius.

    But, really; this is no laughing matter. Poor Brando! Honey, if you can hear me; you’re beautiful no matter what your size: but for the love of God! EAT SOMETHING!

    • Mb he needs the suspenders to keep his trousers up bc he’s NOT EATING FOOD


      I as LMAO at your paper towels question!

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