she liked Imaginary Men best of all

I pack my case, I check my face

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Awww boys!! Don’t run away! We promise not to be too stalkery or embarrass you in your hometown, or get really drunk at Sam’s Town and holler “HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE LIGHTS!??! I SEEN ‘EM!!!!” while straddling animatronic Bighorn Sheep!


Dave: Can you see them? I can’t see them. I think we lost them

Brandon: Being tied up by Crazy East Coast Girls is not too different from being tied up by Crazy Homicidal Santas

Ronnie: I’m gettin’ too old for this shit

Mark: Well I know they can’t see me as I am hidden by Dave’s HAIR!

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

3 thoughts on “I pack my case, I check my face

  1. They let Dave drive???????????????????????????????????
    Probably because he looks so H O T!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. “Mark: Well I know they can’t see me as I am hidden by Dave’s HAIR!”

    LOL! That was hilarious. I literally looked at the picture for a minute or two confusedly thinking, “Wait . . . there are only three men in that car.”

    Then I saw that random fourth hand peeking out amidst that massive lion’s mane of hair, and it all came suddenly clear. 😉

    Happy hunting, ladies!

  3. Dave, you really think anybody gives about you? No. We don’t.

    Brandon, comparing them to Homicidal Santa is a little extreme Mr. Drama Queen

    Aww common Ronnie! You’re looking better than ever babe…

    And TEAM MARK! =]

    Sounds like Vegas is a blast…

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