she liked Imaginary Men best of all

Oh boys of Bon Temps how we’ve missed you!


Hey ladies and gays, have you seen this???!!!:

Details why are you torturing us when we still have two months until the True Blood season 3 premiere?!?!

I haven’t read the article yet, mostly because I haven’t been able to stop staring at Kwanten’s abs – but when I do, I hope it talks about how this is the best show on TV for Boy Eye Candy, and how for every pair of boobs we see, we get like – five shirtless guys and a raunchy Jason Stackhouse sex scene.

Oh dear god there’s a gallery, and THREE COVERS!!! I can’t urge you enough to look at the gallery. Moyer in the dirt is particularly nice. Why can’t Bill Compton be this hot all the time??

Great, now I can’t stop staring at Kwanten’s shoulders in that tank top pic. Good god in heaven its gonna be a long, hot, summer indeed.

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

4 thoughts on “Oh boys of Bon Temps how we’ve missed you!

  1. Men have porn. Women have Hot Shirtless Vampires, with fabulous abs and a penchant for compulsion. Who says there’s no gender equality in this world?

    THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for posting these pics, by the way! 🙂 Now I have some excellent material for the TV Vampire-themed wallpaper collage I plan to make for my computer (Jason Stackhouse, included, of course) . . . YUM!

    (By the way, I apologize, if I sent this comment twice in a row. I’ve been having computer issues. Feel free to delete any duplicate comments by me . . . and this last Non-Hot Boy-related sentence, of course. :))

  2. oh my sweet baby jesus…. that tank top… and the dirt… yikes! thank you. sincerely from the bottom of my lusty heart.

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