she liked Imaginary Men best of all

Action Palace for Plastic Boys


So yesterday I got way too excited over the existence of Jason Motherfuckin’ Bourne action figures. I posted it to my fellow Matty Damon lover Janis on Facebook and she added that there should be a Ewan McGregor action figure. Of course this got my brain off on a tangent involving Barbie Dream Houses with Hot Sexy Movie Star Dolls which would totally combine my love for dollhouses and cute boys!!

Then I realized – of course there are Ewan McGregor action figures! Star Wars DUH!!

I have to say these are OK – I guess the second one is a pretty good profile of Ewan. I would totally build an Action Palace for these boys toys to live in. There’d be a room for JediEwan to practice his lightsaber moves, and a room for ActionMatty to practice fighting people with household objects (all in miniature of course!)

You know Barbie and those Bratz hussies would be lining UP outside the door!

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

2 thoughts on “Action Palace for Plastic Boys

  1. Love it! I’ve been adding action figures to the house. Anderson Cooper & NPH . . . George Clooney too.

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