So yesterday I got way too excited over the existence of Jason Motherfuckin’ Bourne action figures. I posted it to my fellow Matty Damon lover Janis on Facebook and she added that there should be a Ewan McGregor action figure. Of course this got my brain off on a tangent involving Barbie Dream Houses with Hot Sexy Movie Star Dolls which would totally combine my love for dollhouses and cute boys!!
Then I realized – of course there are Ewan McGregor action figures! Star Wars DUH!!
I have to say these are OK – I guess the second one is a pretty good profile of Ewan. I would totally build an Action Palace for these boys toys to live in. There’d be a room for JediEwan to practice his lightsaber moves, and a room for ActionMatty to practice fighting people with household objects (all in miniature of course!)
You know Barbie and those Bratz hussies would be lining UP outside the door!