This doll would kick Ken’s ass – hard 03/16/2010 by Amy H. Johnson 6 Comments WHY did I not know there were people out there crafting Jason Motherfuckin’ Bourne action figures!?!!! How COOL are those?!?! Of course mine would be in a tank top and big sexy watch all the time, but wow – that is some impressive Crush Craftiness, no doubt from some fanboys. You can see how they did it here and here Share this:FacebookPinterestTumblrTwitterEmailPrintLike this:Like Loading... Related Author: Amy H. Johnson Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".