she liked Imaginary Men best of all

This doll would kick Ken’s ass – hard


WHY did I not know there were people out there crafting Jason Motherfuckin’ Bourne action figures!?!!!

How COOL are those?!?! Of course mine would be in a tank top and big sexy watch all the time, but wow – that is some impressive Crush Craftiness, no doubt from some fanboys.

You can see how they did it here and here

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

6 thoughts on “This doll would kick Ken’s ass – hard

  1. How much does this Jason Bourne action figure cost??? Please respond!!

    • Hi Camila – I didn’t make the dolls I found them online. But the site where I found them wasn’t selling them unfortunately 😦

  2. start building your dollhouse amy i will bake cookies and we can listen to duran duran!!!!!

  3. Geesh – it looks just like him!!

  4. Is it healthy for me to be so turned on by a piece of plastic? To be honest, I’m a bit worried about myself right now . . .

    So, I’m guessing you have the option of choosing from a number of Bourne dolls with varying poses and facial expressions? If so, my personal favorite is the first one. Crinkled brow and raised eyebrow = gets me every time . . .

    • Yeah, you and me both can go to PlasticsAnonymous for people who have – uh – “issues” with Matt Damon action figures!!

      Sadly I don’t even think you can buy these 😦 I think the fanboys make them for their amusement which is sad, there’s a whole lady market out there who clearly would like to “collect” these.

      My fave is the second picture – bottom left. That is one is so hot I’m surprised it’s not melting itself!!

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