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The post where I tell the groundhog to “suck it”

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We are at that point in winter where my patience with the season is about gone. I am grateful for very little snow most certainly. But it has been friggin’ cold for 3+ months now. And there hasn’t been a whole lotta sun either.

All I want to do is lay on my couch, watch TV and eat cookies. I try to remedy this by making Weight Watchers cookie recipes so I don’t feel guilty having a cookie. Then I eat like, 5 WW cookies therefore defeating the entire purpose.

This is also when I berate myself why the hell do you live in New England again?? and remind myself that New Englanders have short memories – if we recalled each winter how shitty the last one was – no one would live here! I’m just tired of being cold all the time, of wearing layers all the time, of never getting to wear my cute sneakers or new faux leather jacket because I need to wear lined shoes and winter coats all the damn time.

One month and two days until Vegas. I can’t friggin’ wait, although by then I may have consumed so many fucking cookies that I will no longer fit into all the sassy gear I got for the trip. Sigh.

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

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