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Dear NBC

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I don’t care about this late night crap. I still don’t understand why you even did any of it and didn’t just leave everyone where they were.  Now you’ve made a huge embarassing mess and Jay Leno looks like an ass for not just retiring gracefully. Poor Johnny is probably rolling over in his grave.

No, my immediate concern is more when the hell are you going to start airing Friday Night Lights?? Apparently per this week’s press tour, “Contractually, the new season of Friday Night Lights can start airing on NBC as early as March.” Sooooooo…could we get on that, please?

Thanks to your programming jackassery, you will soon have 5 hours of primetime to fill. You probably don’t have much in the pipeline to put in there (and please, for the love of god, don’t go back to 5 frickin’ nights of Dateline or anything involving Howie Mandel, I beg you.)

Could you give one of those hours to the phenomenal, heartbreaking, funny, amazing, brilliant FNL? I need to see what happens to Grandma Saracen and my boy Matty; and if Billy and Tim actually get Riggins Rigs off the ground. Does Lyla leave for college? Does Tyra? What about Coach Taylor and East Dillon High? Am I going to have to get a stress ball to deal with my hatred of Joe McCoy? Does baby Gracie still look like a bug?

C’MON NBC stop dicking around and just put it back on the schedule. It is bad enough we have to wait nearly a year between seasons and THEN have to avoid spoilers from DirectTV viewers.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose, unless you are on a network run by nimrods apparently.

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

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