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“This is the stuff restraining orders are made of”


So I was going to spend New Years Eve Crushin’ and Obsessin’ with Crafts and Desserts with Jill. And indeed I did:

Gingerbread U2

There’s Bono with purple rock candy shades, an Edun shirt, product (Red) pants, and a big heart; Adam Clayton with his sparkle bass strap and glittery bass; Larry Mullen Jr. with his Irish colors, crossed arms and blue eyes; and the Edge sporting a green sugar skull cap, “Vegas Lumberjack” shirt, and blue rock candy jeans (oh and Larry’s drum).

Also there was this:

Gingerbread Brandon

There’s Brandon Flowers in his animal print/feathered epaulettes, “Bones” and Soul, but he’s not a solider. He’s got his hands on his hips because he’s bossy.

There were also Brandon Brownies that were so deadly we likened them to a roofie covered in frosting, and a Larry Mullen Red Velvet Sheet cake which we only ate around the pictures because we couldn’t bear to cut his face, and U2 themed gingerbread houses.

Why aren’t you seeing those? Because I can’t have them here as evidence when the restraining orders come in from Dublin and Vegas.

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

4 thoughts on ““This is the stuff restraining orders are made of”

  1. Next year we gotta make a Joseph gb boy with PJs and a little boombox. That is, unless we don’t have him fly over from the UK to help us decorate!

    I get drowsy just thinking about the Brandon Brownies that’s how potent they are. Who would have thought a man so skinny would have such a heavy effect?!

  2. Um, like, holy CRAP these are awesome

  3. Quite mental and i am sure madly deliscious.

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