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25 Days / Day 18 / Matt Damon



Who: Matt Damon. Good Will Hottie, Jason Motherfuckin’ Bourne

Why: He’s awesome

When: Bourne, Bourne, Bourne

Level of Obsession: I only refer to him as “Matty” or “Jason Motherfuckin’ Bourne.” I will probably see Invictus less for the political and historical story and more for the fact that he looks like an 80’s English popstar in it. Whenever a Bourne movie is on TV I will stop and watch it from whatever point it is at to the end even if I always seem to flip to the same part in the same movie

“Ahhhh!” Moment(s): Playing gay to get into the Gay Men’s Chorus on Will and Grace; being part of the droolfest known as Ocean’s 11-13; I’m Fucking Matt Damon particularly the dance off; The Bourne Trilogy but especially the hair washing in Identity, and the jump from the roof through a window to fight a guy to the death with a towel in Ultimatum

I came late to the Matt Damon train, I admit. I was an Affleck girl at first, he was just so funny and charming and had that square jaw I seem attracted to. But then he made a ton of crappy movies and the whole Bennifer I and II nonsense and I was done with him. Now Matt has a career I think all young actors should be aspiring to: he has an action franchise (a good one at that), he works with top of the line directors, he’s friends with George Clooney, he does comedy (how great was he in Stuck on You? “We’re not Siamese, we’re American!”), his political activism seems sincere and not PR driven, he’s happily married to a woman who isn’t a famewhore, and he’s an entertaining talk show guest. He also has the cutest daughters, does an accent to make Boston proud, wears the hell out of big sexy watches, and can recite the Declaration of Independence while juggling.

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

4 thoughts on “25 Days / Day 18 / Matt Damon

  1. How bout them apples? Makes me love massholes all the more!

  2. I have been looking for that Matt Damon, Will and Grace, episode on YouTube for ages! Where is it? Every time I find a portion of it, it’s always sandwiched in between about 10 minutes of stuff that’s NOT MATT DAMON! WHY?

    OMG, I FORGOT how hot that hair washing scene was! If MY hair stylist had that bod and those arms, I wouldn’t be highlighting my hair from the bottle, and wearing a ponytail all the time. (I’d also be broke from all those daily “trims” I’d be getting). And that was a GOOD haircut he gave her too! Very stylish.

    Again, why did no one think to screencap this Shirtless Matt Damon and put it on Google Images for the world to enjoy? What does the internet have against Shirtless (and Singing) Matt Damon, anyway?

    • The only clip of the Hair Washing I’ve been able to find has annoying music in it that is NOT in the movie. Stop ruining the sexy hair washing mood stupid music!

      That is also where I really noticed his Big Sexy Watch which made me fall in love with Big Sexy Watches on men from there on out.

      What does the internet have against Shirtless (and Singing) Matt Damon, anyway? Stupid internet!! Ppppptttt!!!

  3. David and I fall over laughing in that episode of Will and Grace — we kept it on our DVR until we switched cable companies!

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