Who: Matt Damon. Good Will Hottie, Jason Motherfuckin’ Bourne
Why: He’s awesome
When: Bourne, Bourne, Bourne
Level of Obsession: I only refer to him as “Matty” or “Jason Motherfuckin’ Bourne.” I will probably see Invictus less for the political and historical story and more for the fact that he looks like an 80’s English popstar in it. Whenever a Bourne movie is on TV I will stop and watch it from whatever point it is at to the end even if I always seem to flip to the same part in the same movie
“Ahhhh!” Moment(s): Playing gay to get into the Gay Men’s Chorus on Will and Grace; being part of the droolfest known as Ocean’s 11-13; I’m Fucking Matt Damon particularly the dance off; The Bourne Trilogy but especially the hair washing in Identity, and the jump from the roof through a window to fight a guy to the death with a towel in Ultimatum
I came late to the Matt Damon train, I admit. I was an Affleck girl at first, he was just so funny and charming and had that square jaw I seem attracted to. But then he made a ton of crappy movies and the whole Bennifer I and II nonsense and I was done with him. Now Matt has a career I think all young actors should be aspiring to: he has an action franchise (a good one at that), he works with top of the line directors, he’s friends with George Clooney, he does comedy (how great was he in Stuck on You? “We’re not Siamese, we’re American!”), his political activism seems sincere and not PR driven, he’s happily married to a woman who isn’t a famewhore, and he’s an entertaining talk show guest. He also has the cutest daughters, does an accent to make Boston proud, wears the hell out of big sexy watches, and can recite the Declaration of Independence while juggling.