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All That Glitters is Not Brandon


Because of this man and this bling:

This was me shopping tonight:

Ooohhh look at the Glitter Balls! Oh a sparkly piggy bank! I need this silver sequined scarf! Ohhhh SHINY!!

I don’t like shiny! I don’t do sparkly! Yet this one shimmies and shakes his way into my life four months ago and suddenly I’m talking myself out of buying a fucking Bedazzler!

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

6 thoughts on “All That Glitters is Not Brandon

  1. be careful once you go shiny there is no looking back…i admit i ordered a silver knit cap from j.crew this christmas oh amy we are done for….

  2. I seriously wish Brandon would be a guest judge on Project Runway next year. They’ve only had I think one menswear challenge the entire show. When Bob Mackie was a guest this year, all the designers loaded up on feathers and sequins cuz they were designing for Christina Aguilera.

    I can just imagine Tim Gunn: “Designers, this is Brandon Flowers. He likes all things shiny and preferably, with feathers as well. He needs an expertly made outfit for his gig at Sam’s Town. Mr. Flowers has made one request: DON’T make it simple, make it spectacular. Carry on, designers.”

    And don’t even get me started on the Larry Mullen, Jr. challenge. How hard is it to make a white shirt and leather jacket? 😉

    • Just have to say… Amazing Tim Gunn impression.

      And I can only imagine Brandon’s face as he’s scribbling down notes with the designs walking past him.

      Who has connections with Project Runway? We need to make this happen.

  3. Haha .. He has bedazzled your every thought. Glitter balls? Really? I want some glitter balls…

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