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Another month, another idiot gets caught cheating on his wife

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Really Tiger? Really? So Mr. Goodie Two Shoes has a penchant for cocktail waitresses and reality show contestants. Charming. And boy is it going to cost him. Apparently Mrs. Woods has a hell of a legal team because they’re re-negotiating her pre-nup! She may get $5 mil for him not being able to keep it in his pants!

Tiger Woods sells lots of crap, his good guy image has been carefully built over the years (and completely shattered in one week) to make him attractive to consumers who see him as a brilliant athlete and happily married guy with a lovely wife and two adorable children. This is not what Nike and Gatorade want to sell – a sleazebag who cheats on his lovely wife and two adorable children with skanky nightclub “hostesses” with phones full of dirty text messages.

Now the women coming out of the woodwork are potentially striking payout deals with Team Tiger to keep their restalyne filled lips sealed. So he’s paying his wife to stay, and his bimbos to shut up. Good thing he’s obscenely wealthy and his talent on the links has earned him enough to believe he could get away with this kind of shit.

And these pre-nups boggle the mind. Are you really marrying for love when you get bonuses for cheating, child bearing, and can re-negotiate how long you’re willing to stick with the spouse depending on what kind of payout you can leverage? I understand protecting your assets, but wow – your husband cheats and you go into bargaining mode with your legal team. That’s fucked up.

Given that these affairs seemed to have taken place in the last few years while his wife was pregnant and bearing his children, Tiger’s douchebaggery lies somewhere between Dave Letterman cheating on his partner of 26+ years with his assistant, and John Edwards impregnating a campaign worker while his wife battled a reoccurence of cancer.

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

One thought on “Another month, another idiot gets caught cheating on his wife

  1. you are so right seems money can buy you anything no matter what your behavior is,and then help clean up after your awful behavior pretty

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