she liked Imaginary Men best of all



Anyone know how to go about getting one? Because at this moment I could totally use some guy named Albert or Alfred or Andrew to: make my dinner, start my laundry, turn the heat on, and finish unpacking my suitcase.

Instead I am sitting here cold and hungry and too tired to get up off the couch to start even one of these tasks. Yet another reason to rue the fact that I am not some posh high society heroine from a 20th century English novel.

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

4 thoughts on “Manservant

  1. a manservant? lets see what we can do,you lie on the couch and eat m&m s while he folds your clothes makes a gorgeous dinner and folds back the bed linens ,life as it should be.

  2. I guess you’re supposed to walk around with their little corpses stuck to your fingers, is that it?

    Oh, I just love that movie.

  3. Yes – because you know how much I hate having to squeeze lemons from my hat!

  4. As -soon- as I read Andrew my mind starts sending forth lines from Overboard. He’s exactly who you need!

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