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Ewan Wardrobe Porn

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At some point recently I watched “Cassandra’s Dream“. It is part of Woody Allen’s new genre English People Who Resort to All Sorts of Terrible Immoral Things to Attain/Keep Money and Status. In it Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor play brothers who want a certain kind of lifestyle (Colin to keep up w/ gambling debts, Ewan to impress a dozy tart of a GF) and are given the opportunity to “make a killing” in every sense of the phrase.

Both do a credible job of being Englishmen – given one is Irish and the other a Scotsman. But the plot and the acting are just window dressing for the real point of the movie: drooling over how hot Ewan looks in all his outfits. I am pretty sure I paused the credits so I could see the wardrobe person’s name and applaud them.

First off Ewan is ridiculously good looking and has crazy-hot hair in this. All blonde and spiky and my fave kind of boy hair. But his clothes are gorgeous and he wears everything incredibly well: sports coats with open-collared dress shirts, nicely tailored suits, jeans with black t-shirts and fitted jackets. I know nothing about clothes but they all look really, really good on him in this movie and each time he’d show up in another ensemble I squealed like the girlie girl I am. Alone. In my house. Seriously. He’s that sexy in the clothes.

But this outfit – I missed the entire dialogue of the scene because I was transfixed by this look. I found pictures but they don’t totally do justice to the whole get-up. I can’t even articulate why I love this outfit so much but I just DO:

Fuzzy shot, but gives the full look

Poor quality - but captures the full "Damn he wears that well!" effect

I want to know how exactly one gets Ewan McGregor to loll around their kitchen like this. Even if it involved haggis (preparation or eating of) it would totally be worth it.

Author: Amy H. Johnson

Amy H. Johnson is the author of The Fangirl Files a memoir about Boy Bands, TV Boyfriends and imaginary betrothals to 80s English pop stars. She prefers to be referred to as a "Cute Famous Boy Aficionado".

3 thoughts on “Ewan Wardrobe Porn

  1. Heh – yes you should see your boy Colin. He doesn’t dress as well but is still quite handsome!

  2. amy!!!!! you did not say colin farrell is in cassandras dream….forget all others.

  3. amy i must see that movie! colin firth in anything,ewan sigh wearing anything at all??wonderful

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