I was super disappointed to see the 2010 True Blood calendar is just stills from S1 eps and nary a shirtless shot. The hell? I do not need to stare at Bill and Sookie being boring for an entire month when I could be mesmerized by Jason Stackhouse’s torso or Eric Northman’s shoulders! Sheesh HBO. Know your audience!
Oh Jason, so dumb and full of cringeworthy antics that make me peer through my fingers and chant “no Jason, no Jason, please, don’t, Jason honey, just stop” every episode. It will be a long 9 months without your malapropisms, your god-who-comes impersonations, and your abs.